On some other forums I surf, the folks seem to get all excited about sliders.
I don’t get it, but I’m dense, too.

They aren’t crash bars and aren’t going to do dit in a wreck. So, it seems that they’re at best good for when the bike tips in the garage or in a parking lot or something like that. It would seem like a minimal amount of care would avoid those. That aside, my issue is mostly, while some sliders are fairly inconspicuous, others seem really gaudy and takeaways from an otherwise sharp looking ride. See the photo for an example of the later IMHO.

Yet the posters I’m referring to seem kind of excited about these things. The one in the pic looks like something else to catch a shoelace on.
Anyway, what’s the real point of sliders that I’m obviously missing? Are they cool (that would be okay, I guess)? Do they really serve an important purpose for routine bike use? If so, okay, I'll go get some...